And here’s your starter for ten

Saturday 14th March 2009, 10:00AM GMT.

From Terry Connor.
ON reviewing some of the recent decisions/ratifications made by the States I wonder if it would be advantageous to expect all newly elected candidates to undergo a simple examination to determine their fitness to govern, before they take their seats in the Chamber.

This need not be onerous and could be in the form of a multiple choice format to preclude any bias toward literary competence.
Some suggested questions could for instance be:
- If traffic bottlenecks occur would it be better to:
(a) Widen the road.
(b) Narrow the road.

- Which is the larger sum:
(a) 50 million.
(b) 105 million.

- In an airport, should baggage trolleys be:
(a) Narrower than the passageways.
(b) Wider than the passageways.

- If in a referendum, the majority of votes are cast ‘against’ should this be:
(a) Ignored.
(b) Taken into account.

- Should a potentially incendiary furnace be placed:
(a) In an area of high density population close to a fuel farm.
(b) Somewhere else.

- If a contract is signed in a depreciating currency should this be:
(a) Hedged against further depreciation.
(b) Just hoped it won’t get worse.

- Is it more economical not to impose a tax or impose it and employ yet more civil servants to administer the exemptions:
(a) Yes.
(b) No.

- And now the real killer to sort the men from the boys – which is taller:
(a) A seven-storey building approved by Planning.
(b) A seven-storey building not approved by Planning.

These are merely suggestions. No doubt a more sophisticated mind could devise more searching criteria if the principle is accepted.

PS. Papers should of course be marked by non-politicians, who are more likely to be in possession of the correct answers, to obviate the all-too-common 99%-plus pass rates we now see in educational exam results.
Kerami,
Pontac,
St Clement.


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    Nellie Macon

    Excellent questions Mr Connor but I’m wondering why you are proposing to limit this “entrance” exam to new States Members?

    Upon reviewing your questions you will note that most of these daft decisions were made by standing or past States Members so all existing ploiticians should be made to sit the exam based on how they voted at the time and if they fail the test have to resign.

    We could then finally have a general election -absolutely brilliant!

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